Just because today (Feb. 14) is "Single Awareness Day", does that mean it's "sad"? Sure, the acronym for Single Awareness Day is "S.A.D.", but, come on. If we called it by its less-popular and more obscure name, "Valentine's Day" (I mean, who ever heard of that name for this 'holiday'?), does that mean the day would be "V.D."? I don't think so. Or even necessarily happy, just because it's a different name. "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet," said Juliet Capulet, to some guy named Roman, or something. Verily, 'tis true, I say. A dead skunk by any other name would still stink to high heaven. So what does it matter what moniker we bestow upon the day at hand? Naught, I persist in attesting. It matters naught. Therefore, I will not call the day "Valentine's Day" just because I am a history buff (trust me, check out my h...